SPECIAL CROW DINNER:
18 human legs
1 bushel of nutmeg (emphasis on the nut... that's you)
14 crow hunters
8 shotgun shells
4 decoys
1 partrige in a pear tree

PREPERATION:
first toss all the legs and hunters in the blender
Flip on whip and feed to crows

DIE YOU SON OF A CROW!!!!!

...Let me start of by insulting you not only as a man but as a creature that the creator himself f###ed up in making. what can be said to someone such as yourself, who believes in what he does wholeheartedly? Crow Master? HA! you know nothing on the subject... just because you were given the right by the "united states of america" to be able to aquire a gun and a license to shoot down innocent animals and call it sport you consider yourself a master on the subject. Listen why don't you go beat your wife and kids if you need to relieve some of that angry white goodness that you carry within you...i hear it is passed down from generation to generation of inbred purity that people as yourself seem to be full of...including SH#T! Now this is the part where i as the
savior of the world scold you for destroying a perfect animal (something that you are oh so far from being) so let's start of with the insults...you DIRTY SON OF A F###ING BITCH... well that ended quickly i guess i can keep my anger in check, which is something you need to work on...and so in conclusion my fine feathered friend....you have been cursed by the spirit himself to have your eyes fail you for what you have done...slowly at first, but once reaching a more mature age...your eyesight will leave you...and you will be nothing more than a rotting old thing, blind in your venom, having only the sympathy of cawing crows...to keep you company in your wretchedness...

with much love and squalor,

O R P H E U S O U L

Hi Jerk!

How the f##k can you be able to shoot crow without feeling guilty.No I'm not one of those greenpeace SOB's. I'm a person who enjoy's crow's. O.K you can if you want to, but why the F##k do you f##king use a shotgun A##HOLE!!!!!

If you were somebody I know I would kick your Redneck A##.

Soon you'll be looking down the barrel of my gun.

Sleep easy

You sons of bitches. I hope you f****ing rot in hell. How dare you call yourselves humans, f***ing scum of the earth I hope you rot in hell, and can't sleep at night and don't think those birds wont avenge themselves, you f***ing wait until you are reincarnated as a crow and one of your S.O.B friends shoot you down. If I had the f***ing chance I would have your f***ing heads on my wall, tear your guts out and make you eat them. Sleep tight, don't let the black birds bite. If I ever find out where any of you live...

Raven xxx

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         F### YOU

I know a better name for your website!

Change your page from "crowbusters" to "CROWBASTARDS"!!!!

10 crowbusters for one dead crow...

Thank You for another proof of human stupidity, primitivity and ignorance. That will be a strong support for my theory that Homo sapiens is actually regresing in it's evolutoion. Hmmm.... with individuals like You in our population we will soon go back to the stoneage, or even further. Funny thing is that your prey, the crow is actually improving it's inteligence due to persecution of Yours and some othes stupid assholes like you. You help crows to develop new strategies to avoid beeing shoot, and this way develop their brains. I guess that soon I can expect to see a crow shooting one of You with a crow-designed gun. Ha ha ha, that would be so much fun to watch !!! Unexpecting hunter hides in a bush waiting for the crows, and suddenly boom - a moron lays dead and a family of crows has a food supply for the next week. Just imagine - a hunter being shot by his game - that would hit the newspaper headlines.

100 BUCKS FOR EACH CROW THAT SHOOTS 10 HUNTES (or stupid assholes - a better name for them) A DAY

Be careful - crows are stalking behind You!

I'm very impressed, well i found your staff pictures rather humurous and amusing.

1. How would you like me to take a shotgun and ramn it up your asrse!? and basically... What gives you the right to kill ehem SLAUGHTER innocent creatures, I think a shotgun overdoes it a bit. You lot need a smack! I feel like commin' over there to slap that dorky grin and dopey moustache off your face. I mean what are crows actually doing which Makes you get all orgasum-ie!?

"Look it's a crow! *Begins Wanking*"

Look! you guys have got to get a life! look at you! look at the facial hair and smiles! i first saw the picture of the gimp guy on the staff page and i thought IT was stuffed! You guys are gonna be in deep sh## if you dont stop what you're doing, i'll see to it.

dear crowbusters,

I speak on the behalf of all the animal rights personell to say that we wish you all die. we hope that a giant gorrilla ape will take you away as you are hunting crow in the woods. only if west nile couldnt kill you first. god bless crows and god hate you. rot in eternal hell.

thank you

eat sh## and die.

I can not believe what I am seeing on this website. This is just about the most disgusting, idiotic, and cold hearted load of b###s### I have come across in a long while.

Don't try to justify it by saying they are destructive to the environment, or overpopulated, spreaders of disease etc. By heartlessly shooting them you are accomplish NOTHING .You will never kill enough to curb the population there will always be more to take there place. In fact, in some species it will increase their population. Humans are a million times more destructive to the environment than crows could ever be, and in fact are largely responsible for the increase. Also, West Nile Virus can not be transmitted from crows directly. So don't hide behind the guise that you are helping.

You are all a bunch of worthless, moronic COWARDS that should all be checked out for serious homicidal tendencies. I can only hope that while your out there drunk off your ass’s, shooting up dope or whatever other degenerative deeds you pursue, that in your STUPID drunken stupors you end up shooting each other. Our society would be a much healthier place without A##H##S like you all dragging down the rest of us and endangering lives.

Are your penises that small that you have to assert your power over little BIRDS??????? YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!!!! Jesusf#%@, you guys have no souls! You F%#@&%G MURDURERS!!!!!! It's barbaric!

Running around in camoflauge and shooting little birds does nothing for anybody! It simply desensetizes you and the rest of the world not to mention the needless killing. Can't you see the beauty in the natural world?! Of course you f%#@faces dont care about beauty do you? Just have to prove your dominion over this planet, don"t you? bastards

And why the hell do you guys call your anti-crow murder mail "hate mail"?? If all humans don't learn this basic respect that will teach us to live together in peace, then we are so screwwed! The rest of the world will become like you red-neck jackasses with nothing better to do than prove to yourself and the world that you are indeed a manly man. Why the hell do you f%#@faces have to do this? Jesusf%#@......... And what about CHILDREN?!?!?!?!? Your poor misled children with their poor idiotic parents. You're raising the next generation of serial killers, by the way.

You are the sickest mother %$@er on the face of the earth and I hope you rot in hell and watch your back if you ever come to California cause I'll be looking for your fat honky lazy mother &% @$# . Why don't you find a new hobby cause you ain't gonna be able to hunt crows anymore you can bet on that.

I hope you have a slow horrible death by a serial killer

Get a life and leave crows alone. Oh what....you don't have a life? Well that's obvious. I'd rather be surrounded by a million intelligent beings like crows that one idiot like yourself. I support hunting accidents by the way! Hope there's one in your future.
Tah
PS Ha Obama won!!!!!!!

By accident I came across your little self-serving website while searching for crow-related information to help my children raise the somewht injured baby-bird we found 2.5 months ago.

However, I've often heard about those twisted hunter-minds, trying to force the "sportsmen" like alibis of the mid ages into a 21st century rationalization, however, I've never personally encountered all its bigotry before today. Your pathetic excuses in giving yourself permission to play GOD are almost as intelligent as the ancient bulls##t heard from buffalo hunters, justifying a slaughter that only Hitler could match.

Anyway, I'm starting to understand what the cognitively deprived white US- male of this century most desperately needs: a riffle and a target.

Sometimes the target is a crow, sometimes its the own family, it doesn't seem to matter much as long as it promises a good kill.....Well, it appears, that evolution has left little or no traces of advancement in the DNA of you "brotherhood".

The following passage from your webpage (which is ironically the one that tries so hard to sound human) could make a horse puke: "Having said all this, I believe the crow deserves our admiration and should be considered more than just a nuisance bird by hunters. The crow is the most intelligent of all birds in North America. As such, they can be a challenging and worthy adversary that, kept under control, are a welcome part of nature's complex tapestry."

What are you talking about you little piece of mediocrity? Who gives you the right to "believe" what "the crow deserves" to be , oh , "more than just a nuisance", how generous of you. Even more generous to call the crow a "worthy adversary", yeah, an unarmed one too. How simple.

I wonder: Did your father beat any sense out of you or did you lose IT in a hunting accident? Maybe you should consider thinking about an old saying that Henry Ward Beecher borrowed from the Indian culture: "If men had wings and bore black feathers few of them would be clever enough to be crows." Not that it makes me feel sorry for you.....

DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING ???

A Crow.

You are obviously a dead man...meaning you have no reverence for creatures who you consider inferior to yourself. You know very little about this bird in spite of your "Crow Facts" page. If you understood them as a species unlike ours, you would leave them alone to live out their lives. You've never been taught to live and let live. Someone introduced you to killing, probably as a kid, and you, like the robot you are, continue to kill. I'm sure crows aren't the only "objects" you enjoy killing...let's see, there are deer, and squirrels, and bears, and grouse and....well, hey! anything that's not human is open game for you! Right? Good luck. At least you admit you enjoy killing. Gotta have a little admiration for your honesty...but actually I can't drum up ANY admiration for a person like you because you are a killer - a taker of life.

You're way down on the evolutionary scale...hope you stay there so I don't have to run into you if I'm out in the country-side enjoying nature and the
creatures that belong out there.

Sport????

Can you tell me when the olympic games in East-Timor Indonesia will end?

Where is the sport in killing an animal with a gun? Tell you what, chances are you missed some next time you go on your 'sporting' trip, use a bazooka or better bomb the entire area

You are all sick freaks. How on earth do you find pleasure in killing and injuring crows? Remember, they feel fear and pain the same as people. I have nothing more to say to you.

Sara G.

It was too good to be true...

I sent you a mail yesterday and I just remembered some things.

1) You moan at crows for being responsible for destroying crops and agricultural land. Well, did you know that if it was not for people eating meat, (we do not need to by the way, because we originate from herbivore chimps.) there would be enough agricultural land to grow enough twice the amount of food needed for the world. That would mean there would be enough food to feed 3rd world people, you lot AND crows/other animals. Think about that before when you put this on your website you call me a animal activist. (I do not eat meat, but I do it for people as well as animals.)

2) If crows are so inferior why do they only eat what they need to survive and live on, whilst the average human eats 50% more food than they need. Apart from those in the 3rd world obviously. If you and every other human being only ate what you needed to, there would be enough for all life.

Subject: Cowards

They're smarter than you.

F### You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are just a wimp for shooting a them for fun, i hope that you'll receive a bullet from your stupid friends .

One crow sorrow,
Two crows joy,
Three crows a letter,
Four crows a boy,
Five crows silver,
Six crows gold,
Seven crows a secret never to be told!!

When you've finished your murdering ways, and you're nothing but an old man. Who has NOTHING a Murder of Crows will decend, Rattle your Bedroom window. Casting their shadows over you, Laughing at what you've amounted to in your miserable lives. I wont threaten you or pretend to be strong. When you kill a man, Their faces haunt you forever. When you kill a Crow it's no different, You'll just wait alittle long. Then it hits you. "Why did have i done this? they were just like us!" you probably wont ever reach that stage of regret or intelligence. When people die, a Crow carries their soul to the land of the dead." I suggest you leave your Evil ways before it returns to you.

It is hard to imagine what I can say that would make you change your
cruel ways... that would make you see that what you are doing is vile and heartless...

I presume you are clueless and stubbornly so.

Shame on you.

With the exception of "shortcomings" I didn't see any e-mail stating the correlation between hunters with small penises to the desire to hunt prey usually less intelligent than themselves. But in this case that is somewhat contradictory ... because the crow is smarter than it's hunter!!! Now I know why you bother killing them... ENVY!!!! Over their superior intelligence and their comparatively HUGE birdie penises... (compared to yours, that is!) Which brings to mind ... Is there anything less intelligent than a crow hunter??? I don't think so. :-) That's why you don't post the "love mail" from your fellow crow hunters... THEY CAN'T WRITE!!! This makes your web site such a waste, because barring dyslexia, THEY CAN’T READ EITHER!!!! But you do have the "purrty" pictures, and the video and the animated mosquito... Add some "shiny" objects and you'll catch a crow hunter's attention for sure.

I take that back, your web site's not I waste. I enjoyed those photos of Dick Mermon and Bob Aronsohn... are they for real?? Could you have found better examples of troglodyte, red neck, white trash, brain damaged looking people? Couldn't Dick have submitted a photo of himself bathed??? Or is that event a couple months away yet? Oh! I get it! It's camouflage! So the crows won't notice him sneaking up on them. Oh Lordy ... such a serious sport! Which brings to mind... What's sorrier than a crow hunter? Amoebiatic Poo? Poor, pasty white, un-educated, un-employed, with little to do with himself except to publish trivial and banal (Oops, tough word fer ya) web sites, like yours.

Today, I discovered your web site. The site illustrates a killing spree. The mail you receive is an indication that this can bring out the worst in people rather than the best. Many of the letters are poorly composed, but you need not take advantage by getting in the last word as you often do. You have gotten your say by way of your web site. Have the decency to allow your public to express opinions. Most of them seem honestly thought through by those who surely have a right to react according their conscience. They may very well have done their homework, something like this:

1) made a good effort to acquire as much information about the subject as possible,

2) tried to organize the information into self-knowledge,

3) thought deeply about the implications and consequences of this knowledge in their personal attempt to find wisdom.

There is a saying that when you see a White crow something remarkable will happen..
Apparently that is true.  Even after the urgings of the DNR and your neighbors you still felt you had the Right to kill it.  Im sure that dead Crow on your wall makes you feel more like a Man which is the Remarkable part of it all.  If you're so proud of your actions then why dont you let your neighbors in on what you've accomplished instead of Broadcasting on a website that caters to the likes of other folks that think its cool to kill for fun. Safety in numers I guess.

By the way... Mutated and Albino Crows are not a Prize Trophy or Unseen Great Rarity.... You can even go to Europe and Shoot Pied Crows every day of the Week.... So I hope you werent counting on getting rich and famous with your astounding find.

I can see the need to hunt crows when they are destroying your livelihood, i.e crops. But, having had a crow for a pet and learning of their intelligence and beauty, it just seems to me there must be a better way. In this day and age of advanced technology, I don't even like the thought of hunting for food or clothing.. Not when you can go down to Safeway or K-Mart and buy all the meat and warm coats you want. I'm not going to use that tired "white macho male" cliche. Hell, I don't know what color you are! And I'm not a fanatical animal rights activist, but I do think that a lot of the stuff that man does to animals is totally unnecessary. We don't need to feed a zillion pounds of Drano to dogs to know that it kills them. And we don't need to blind cats to find out if cosmetics will burn the eyes of the sophisticated lady. And I truly believe that alot of hunters don't really care why they are killing critters. They just like to kill them. So, even though you talk history and do what you can to justify killing crows, I'll never quite see it your way.

Respectfully, Nancy

Crowbusters: Do what you will. Do what you enjoy. Kill as many living things as you can. When you and your kind are wiped from the earth, probably as a result of disease with perhaps some nuclear radiation for entertainment, the crow will still be here, laughing at you. You exist outside of nature and beyond necessity or reason. You are adrift on a small boat and you confirm your perversity and ignorance by shooting holes into that boat. God creates. Man destroys. Crow endures and persists. If crow were weak and simple, as you are, he would pity you. But you are nothing to him. He has seen you, knows you. If can't take care of your own planet, you don't deserve to live. Alive, you are contamination and ruin. Dead, you are meat. Caw.

If you can't make it, don't take it. You only fake it. Wake up! Life is sacred.

I HAVE A PET CROW AND HE IS NOT CONFINED TO A CAGE, I CAN'T SEE KILLING HIM. HE IS STILL YOUNG HE IS JUST NOW LEARNING TO TALK ON HIS OWN, HE IS PROBABLY SMARTER THEN A LOT OF YOU HUNTERS. DO YOU JUST KILL TO KILL . OR DO YOU EAT THEM. WOULD YOU KILL YOUR DOG JUST TO KILL IT. JUST GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT.

CROW OWNER

I am watching the mating pair of crows in my front yard. They are beautiful. There is a really fat one and a smaller one that are a common guest of the yard. There is also a nesting robin in the Rhododendron tree outside the kitchen window. I can see her face.

Did you ever consider that when you kill a crow the babies back in the nest are going to die a slow painful death if the others are not able to care for them? As social animals there is no doubt that the remaining animals are going to feel pain over the lose of their companion. Of course, you would simply dismiss this. I will never understand how some people can put out of their minds the suffering they cause others. And I read your rational for your killing but its is a naked rationalization. I will never understand the evil in the hearts of man that can be rationalized as good. If you ask any villian how he does what he does he will always tell you that he is the cause of no suffering and that his is a noble cause. Such pride. The Christians who enslaved Africans said God had told them it was a noble cause. Later they rationalized their sin by saying Africans were not human. Killing crows is not the same thing of course but the mechanics of the human mind used to rationalize bad behaviour (wrong thinking) is the same. As they say the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to convince people he didn't exist. Those who do not beleive they are capable of doing great wrong in seemingly simple acts are the most capable. But all acts of terror begin with small acts by men who consider themselves good. The virtuous man is the one who is very careful of all his actions and does no harm to others. I believe only a few people are virtuous. Most men are common and lazy thinkers content in rationalizing their actions to the point where they no longer see the world around them. All they see are the world they have created in their minds.

You can define murder any way you like. Killing for sport is murder. Killing because you like to kill is murder. Calling a living sentient being "game" is obscene. You said yourself that the Crows are a worthy advisary and as such deserve dignity and respect from you. What does it mean to you that one of the best ways to hunt Crows is to either hang a wounded crow in a tree and have his screams bring in other Crows or play a recording of a dying Crow. What does it mean to you that crows come? Why do they come? Do they come because they are stupid to you or because they risk everything to help a brother? (I wonder, would you be so brave?) And because they come, do you think, "Stupid bastards. They deserve to die for risking their lives".

All I am saying is this. We are humans. We are capable of great things. Why do we always choose the things that are ugly and cruel? You could choose to do any thing. Why do you choose to do hateful things? You choose the lowest form when the highest is at your fingertips. You expect respect, but you have no respect for anything living and because you are a "HUMAN" you think that you have the RIGHT to be the way you are. But you have no right. You simply made an ugly choice and are using that ancient quasi-justification "Because I'm human and I have more rights than stupid animals." as an excuse for your ugly choices.

Love and light, Denise

P.S. I do not eat animals. I do not support animal research. I have however killed slugs on occasion. I am not perfect, nor do I think that you or anyone else should be. I just think that we should try to better ourselves and the world as we journey through life. But the arrogant human ego thinks of itself as superior. So we authorize ourselves to go about crashing and crushing everything that we feel like destroying, explaining to anyone who ask's, " Hey! I'm the human! I'm supposed to be this way! I have the right!"

I don't know which version of the bible you are reading from (probably the Aryan Nation Standard Edition) but mine (the King James edition) Says: 1:28:" And God blessed them, Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

Now my dictionary (the American Heritage Dictionary) says this about dominion; "Control or the exercise of control; rule; sovereignty", and also that there are an order of angels called a "Domination. Nowhere does it say that we are allowed to become tyrants.

This is what we humans have become. Deranged tyrants. You take the words of the bible and pervert them for your own benefit. It does not tell us to subdue the animals, we are to subdue the earth. We are to rule over the animals. To be benevolent rulers. Nowhere in this does it even say that we are allowed to eat the animals. Genesis 1:29 even goes on to say: "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

I cannot leave the "Big Guy" out of this. You are ignoring the instructions of "The Big Guy" because you think you are smarter than Him. You are interpreting the words of the Bible to suit your own petty desires and addictions and cruelty.

Your pride and arrogance has blinded you and will forever keep the incredible beauty of God's creation from entering your heart. You are too stubborn and selfish to change.