Crow Busters - Hate Mail

Hate Mail


	ReiCrow Ok, so I know nothing about the "art" of hunting, shooting and killing, but I would really like to know why. Why the hell would you do something like this? The crow is a highly respected powerful bird, and it was not put on this earth for you to destroy. I just want to inform you that what you are doing is wrong and what I should be doing is tracking and hunting you with a rifle and blowing your brains out. Also, did you know that it takes almost a full 3 minutes after your brains explode, to die?

	I find this particular email especially frightening. Not because I have been killing a highly respected powerful bird all these years. And not because someone has threatened to hunt and track me down with a rifle. What really scares me is that after blowing my brains out, I might be forced to listen to this rambling diatribe for up to another 3 minutes. Hey Rei, show some mercy! Do you think you could maybe drown me instead?