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1/1/05
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from: Tony F.
Let me just ask you one question. What the hell has a crow
ever done to you? I could see if they were over populating
america or trying to attack people that would be a reason to
kill them. I hope all of the crows get together and attack you
a## holes and peck out your god d### eyes and eat your brains.
Also i know that you just kill them for the fun of it just to
see them die because your not going to eat something that
could have a life thereating diesease. i hope when you die you
burn in the firey pits of hell for killing such an innocent
animal just for fun. or better yet i hope one of your hunting
buddies shoots you in the f###ing face by accident. burn
in hell bitches. |
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Tony, always a pleasure to receive an eloquent email like
yours. Nothing like having someone wish for you to “burn in
the fiery pits of hell” to really brighten your day. Sort of
like an Animal Rights Activist HallMark moment I guess. But
look, I’m with you on one point. We spend a lot of time and
money trying to call and decoy those crafty birds. It sure
would save a lot of trouble if they just got together and
started looking for us as you suggest. The eyes and brains
thing is a bummer, but think of the marketing potential. New
at The CrowMart, the “Crow Busters Protective Helmet and
Matching Goggles Set!”. Honey, where’s that patent form?
Oh yea, sorry to disappoint, but I
fully expect one of my hunting buddies to shoot me in the
BACK of the head instead. Just like your email, I’d
rather not see it coming! |
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