Crow Busters

Hate Mail

Crow Busters
 

1/11/04

from: Retsnom ("Monster" spelled backwards. How cute!)

I personally believe you guys that kill crows for no reason but to hunt a defenseless animal are disgusting. I have recently inherited a crow and even though it is illegal, I am keeping it. I don't see why it's perfectly legal to kill all the crows you want, but it is illegal to try to save a poor crows life because it is a "wild" animal. You guys make me sick and I can't believe you could ever hurt a poor animal that can't protect it's self from you and your gross thoughts and actions!!! I hope you guys understand the b######t you pull with these poor animals and wise up someday before the people who care have their vengeance!!!


Wow, we crow hunters have been accused of a lot of misdeeds in the past, but never of directing “gross thoughts” towards the game we hunt. Is that something like a hunting hate crime? Look, most of the “gross thoughts” that we run across are usually directed towards law abiding hunters like ourselves, by self-proclaimed “caring” individuals like yourself (see last line of your email). Don’t believe us? Check out the rest of this “Hate Mail” section for some great examples of man's “caring” for his fellow man. Better bring a strong drink!

You also asked why it is illegal to keep crows as pets? Not really sure, but we can only assume that the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has determined that shooting a crow is more humane than allowing one to be exposed to the daily dribble of misinformation found in the home of an Animal Rights Activist. So tear up the adoption papers on your recently inherited crow and leave the window open. Don’t worry, the next time we see him we promise not to direct any “gross thoughts” his way. Really!