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1/11/04
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from: Retsnom ("Monster" spelled
backwards. How cute!)
I personally
believe you guys that kill crows for no reason but to hunt a
defenseless animal are disgusting. I have recently inherited a
crow and even though it is illegal, I am keeping it. I don't
see why it's perfectly legal to kill all the crows you want,
but it is illegal to try to save a poor crows life because it
is a "wild" animal. You guys make me sick and I can't believe
you could ever hurt a poor animal that can't protect it's self
from you and your gross thoughts and actions!!! I hope you
guys understand the b######t you pull with these poor animals
and wise up someday before the people who care have their
vengeance!!!
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Wow,
we crow hunters have been accused of a lot of misdeeds in
the past, but never of directing “gross thoughts” towards
the game we hunt. Is that something like a hunting hate
crime? Look, most of the “gross thoughts” that we run
across are usually directed towards law abiding hunters like
ourselves, by self-proclaimed “caring” individuals like
yourself (see last line of your email). Don’t believe us?
Check out the rest of this “Hate Mail” section for some
great examples of man's “caring” for his fellow man. Better
bring a strong drink! You
also asked why it is illegal to keep crows as pets? Not
really sure, but we can only assume that the U.S. Fish and
Wildlife Service has determined that shooting a crow is more
humane than allowing one to be exposed to the daily dribble
of misinformation found in the home of an Animal Rights
Activist. So tear up the adoption papers on your recently
inherited crow and leave the window open. Don’t worry, the
next time we see him we promise not to direct any “gross
thoughts” his way. Really! |
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