Crow Busters

Hate Mail

Crow Busters
 

10/12/03

from: Death to Crowbusters

What r u thinking.  This senseless act of slaughtering inoccent and beautiful creatures makes me sick.  I cant believe you cowards actually call yourselves sportsmen.  Personnaly I believe that the crow is a wonderful and graceful creature and I delight in their presence.  And here you are killing these birds.  If people like you arent stopped the entire crow population could be wiped out.  What will you do then, shoot deer? I dont even think thats legal yet.


OK, let’s finally clear up the definition of the grossly overused word “innocent” that seems to creep into half of the hate mails that we receive.

Innocent: A person free from, or unacquainted with, guilt or sin.

Morally speaking, only a person can have true guilt or innocence. That’s because we are the only creatures in the universe, as far as we know, that knows right from wrong. So the use of this word (and concept) has no place in the natural world unless it refers to human behavior. Nature is cruel, unmerciful and is full of daily examples of nasty animal behavior that would be considered a capital crime if judged by our standards. Just take a look at what happens when the neighborhood Tabby gets loose on a torture and killing spree. It would make Hannibal Lector blush.

So let’s stop trying to vilify hunters by asserting that it is so much worse to kill an “innocent” animal as opposed to a “guilty” one, whatever that might be. Just doesn’t make sense, and I doubt that we would find many “bunny huggers” blessing the shooting of only those birds that were criminally inclined.

Besides, we think we found a loophole for all our fellow crow hunters. They do call a group of crows a “Murder”, don’t they? Sounds like that warrants a death sentence! Case closed.