Crow Busters

Hate Mail

Crow Busters
 

  12/11/02

from: Mr. Gideon

One crow sorrow,
Two crows joy,
Three crows a letter,
Four crows a boy,
Five crows silver,
Six crows gold,
Seven crows a secret never to be told!!

When you've finished your murdering ways, and you're nothing but an old man. Who has NOTHING a Murder of Crows will decend, Rattle your Bedroom window. Casting their shadows over you, Laughing at what you've amounted to in your miserable lives. I wont threaten you or pretend to be strong. When you kill a man, Their faces haunt you forever. When you kill a Crow it's no different, You'll just wait alittle long. Then it hits you. "Why did have i done this? they were just like us!" you probably wont ever reach that stage of regret or intelligence. When people die, a Crow carries their soul to the land of the dead." I suggest you leave your Evil ways before it returns to you.


“…they were just like us!” You’re kidding right? I hate to “rattle” YOUR upstairs window, but since when did any animal, much less a crow, take the quantum evolutionary leap ahead and end up at our level? Man I wish we knew where this “all creatures are equal” clap trap originated. It’s sure not coming from the Bible, our Constitution or any other non Animal Rights Activist source I can find. Anyway, until you come up with a better reason than “I say so…”, I think we will continue with our evil ways! Rattle on!